I must be crazy, to watch death note twice in 1 week
apparently, i caught death note today with another bunch of friends.
after which i left them earlier to cut my hair, if not my certain warrent officer might threaten to give me extras for not cutting my hair. hahaha
but...but.. the QB hse pple kinda spoil it.. now my hair's damm ugly, guess i'll have to wait for it to grow back and let serene handle my hair. she's damm good at it.
i am so running out of movie to watch. duhz.
any nice movie, anyone?
Saturday, October 28, 2006
What are parents teaching their children these days?
While having DINNER at Eastpoint Mall, KFC today at 1914Hrs, This was the conversation that i happened to overheard (not that i wanted to, but the lady was talking DAMM LOUD)
Person 1
Lady (MDM TAN) she was blabbing her mouth away on the phone, being the one sitting next table to them, it's hard not the hear her.
Person 2
Kid (Cheese Kiddo) since i dun have his name, i shall name him as Cheese Kiddo, for he was having a small container(shld be the x-container of the whip potato) of melted cheese to go with his chicken.
Mdm Tan (MT for short), Cheese Kiddo (CK for short)
MT: you must not slap her now, if you slap her now, people will say you
CK: *nod*
MT: you must be very nice to her, wait for one week or two, then you find chance to slap her
CK: *eatting and listening*
MT: When you slap her, you must tell that it's an accident, you were swinging your arms and her head happened to be there
CK *nods some more and eat*
MT: Like that people will not think you purpously want to slap her
i was so =.=' when i overheard this damm loud 'conversation' .
how could any parent teach their kid this type of thing? Instead of installing/drilling the correct sets of values / morals into kids. CK is now being teach how to slap people and prolly get away with it because mummy say so.
so, what does the kid grows up thinking? It's ok to slap people and pretend to be an accident.
so next time he MIGHT try and error all kinds of things, he rapes a girl and tell the judge that it's not his fault. he was just swinging his genital and the girl just happen to be there ?
or he killed someone and says to the judge that he was training for paintball warfare and the stupid kuku just happen to be there and deserve to be shot?
or he rob a bank and tells the judge that the bank just happen to be there for him?
NO NO NO! dammit, the poor kid's moral value is totally RUNIED. no thanks to the MOTHER of his (MDM TAN) for handing the WRONG sets of values to their kids.
If you are not going to bring the kid properly in the first place, why give birth to him?
DISGUISTED.
ps: i did took a photo of MT and CK, but i'm not going to post it up here. Same for the Video that i recorded down.
Person 1
Lady (MDM TAN) she was blabbing her mouth away on the phone, being the one sitting next table to them, it's hard not the hear her.
Person 2
Kid (Cheese Kiddo) since i dun have his name, i shall name him as Cheese Kiddo, for he was having a small container(shld be the x-container of the whip potato) of melted cheese to go with his chicken.
Mdm Tan (MT for short), Cheese Kiddo (CK for short)
MT: you must not slap her now, if you slap her now, people will say you
CK: *nod*
MT: you must be very nice to her, wait for one week or two, then you find chance to slap her
CK: *eatting and listening*
MT: When you slap her, you must tell that it's an accident, you were swinging your arms and her head happened to be there
CK *nods some more and eat*
MT: Like that people will not think you purpously want to slap her
i was so =.=' when i overheard this damm loud 'conversation' .
how could any parent teach their kid this type of thing? Instead of installing/drilling the correct sets of values / morals into kids. CK is now being teach how to slap people and prolly get away with it because mummy say so.
so, what does the kid grows up thinking? It's ok to slap people and pretend to be an accident.
so next time he MIGHT try and error all kinds of things, he rapes a girl and tell the judge that it's not his fault. he was just swinging his genital and the girl just happen to be there ?
or he killed someone and says to the judge that he was training for paintball warfare and the stupid kuku just happen to be there and deserve to be shot?
or he rob a bank and tells the judge that the bank just happen to be there for him?
NO NO NO! dammit, the poor kid's moral value is totally RUNIED. no thanks to the MOTHER of his (MDM TAN) for handing the WRONG sets of values to their kids.
If you are not going to bring the kid properly in the first place, why give birth to him?
DISGUISTED.
ps: i did took a photo of MT and CK, but i'm not going to post it up here. Same for the Video that i recorded down.
DOA
Now that's what we're really talking about.
Caught it just now @ TM with Jas.
It was SUPPOSED to be with Alson,Aaron,Dion,Jeremy
End up Alson and Dion scurry off to accompany girlfriend
Jeremy went to airport, aaron... no idea.
i was kinda notified @ 8+pm that it's cancelled. thank you guys (with a lil hint of sarcasm)
so, really glad to have caught it with jas, got to caught up with her about evenful stuffs,
and guess what? i saw MR.LIM CHIN LIANG (note the addressing, MR) after the show ended. The blissful Civilian.
Back to the show, wasn't really bad. Storyline damm cut short (88min movie)
Storyline : 6/10
hot babes : 8/10
Kick Ass Scene: 7/10
Lame-ness: 5/10
Devon Aoki : 10/10
Holly Valance: 11/10
Well, that kinda sums it up.
Fav bit of the movie, the ENDING part
"Helena" : hey, the guy in the second row is kinda cute
"Christine" : oh man, is there a guy that you wun have a crush on?
"Katsumi" : you can have him anytime, what about the other 300?
"Tina" : let's just split them up among us
5 babes drew sword
-end-
damm sad. they could have come up with another better ending. but i guess holly valance and devon aoki made up to the sucky ending.
Friday, October 27, 2006
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Never call ur dog....
Got this from feliza. And decided to share this funny story with you guys for some light-hearted laugh!
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Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine "Sex."
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.
When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too." Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said, "You must have been quite a kid!"
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said, "Every room in the place is for sex." I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show-off.
When I decided to get married, I told the pastor that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."
My case comes up Friday. Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw.
Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me forever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." And the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend, so get yourself a dog."
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Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine "Sex."
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.
When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too." Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said, "You must have been quite a kid!"
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said, "Every room in the place is for sex." I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show-off.
When I decided to get married, I told the pastor that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."
My case comes up Friday. Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw.
Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me forever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." And the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend, so get yourself a dog."
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Cohesion Photos
finally had some time to do some sort out of the photos.
Dion , Choontat, ZiXiang posing for the camera
Alan and Kenny
Commanders Table
Poor guy being conned by Alan,Weijie,JinBao that everything is PRAWN
We cleared up to 110++ plates of DIM SUMS!
Where we went after makan
Ronnie is thinking : how come last time 3SG rank so chio?
The newly promoted CPL
Group Photo @ The Battle Box Office
Dion , Choontat, ZiXiang posing for the camera
Alan and Kenny
Commanders Table
Poor guy being conned by Alan,Weijie,JinBao that everything is PRAWN
We cleared up to 110++ plates of DIM SUMS!
Where we went after makan
Ronnie is thinking : how come last time 3SG rank so chio?
The newly promoted CPL
Group Photo @ The Battle Box Office
Bleach the movie : memories of nobody trailer
OMFG! there's gonna be a movie for it! damm... i'm sure to watch it.. any takers?
ALR
Welcome back to one of my Annoying Little Rant again..
since today IS a holiday, which meants i do not need to work and will prolly have some time to waste, a bit of that time WILL be , however, dedicated to here.
Thai Music Artists Guide - BAZOO
Members :
1. Suradech Taptimsai (Joey), Date of Birth : July 31, 1968
2. Debarah See (Debbie), Date of Birth : June 12, 1982
3. Eakprapant Panichpong (Kampan), Date of Birth : May 11, 1978
Record Company : R.S. Promotion
Latest Album : Phee Faa Party
The band “Bazoo” consists of three members from complete different backgrounds. Joey is the eldest one with tons of adventurous experiences. This versatile young man used to make a living from various jobs, such as, construction work and selling food, but the thing that he loves and can do best is singing. Joey can sing in many languages, including Chinese, English and Indian. One day, one of R.S. Executives discovered his special ability, and gave him a chance to sing guidelines for new artists, before letting him be a part of Bazoo. The second member is Debby. This Thai-Singaporean girl is living her life like a princess. But with the love in music and dancing, Debby worked her best to impress the record company, which finally accepted her to be one of the group. Kampan joined the band as the last member. He used to sing at discotheques and night clubs before meeting a casting staff from R.S., which induced him to become a part of Bazoo. The concept of Bazoo’s albums is focused on Dance music. They had their first album, “Ho-le Ho-le”, ready in 2000 followed by “Bazoo in The Mixed Non Stop”, and the latest one “Phee Faa Party”. This band received satisfied response among teenage audiences.
last heard in 2003. lol
since today IS a holiday, which meants i do not need to work and will prolly have some time to waste, a bit of that time WILL be , however, dedicated to here.
Thai Music Artists Guide - BAZOO
Members :
1. Suradech Taptimsai (Joey), Date of Birth : July 31, 1968
2. Debarah See (Debbie), Date of Birth : June 12, 1982
3. Eakprapant Panichpong (Kampan), Date of Birth : May 11, 1978
Record Company : R.S. Promotion
Latest Album : Phee Faa Party
The band “Bazoo” consists of three members from complete different backgrounds. Joey is the eldest one with tons of adventurous experiences. This versatile young man used to make a living from various jobs, such as, construction work and selling food, but the thing that he loves and can do best is singing. Joey can sing in many languages, including Chinese, English and Indian. One day, one of R.S. Executives discovered his special ability, and gave him a chance to sing guidelines for new artists, before letting him be a part of Bazoo. The second member is Debby. This Thai-Singaporean girl is living her life like a princess. But with the love in music and dancing, Debby worked her best to impress the record company, which finally accepted her to be one of the group. Kampan joined the band as the last member. He used to sing at discotheques and night clubs before meeting a casting staff from R.S., which induced him to become a part of Bazoo. The concept of Bazoo’s albums is focused on Dance music. They had their first album, “Ho-le Ho-le”, ready in 2000 followed by “Bazoo in The Mixed Non Stop”, and the latest one “Phee Faa Party”. This band received satisfied response among teenage audiences.
last heard in 2003. lol
Monday, October 23, 2006
Cohesion
No pictures uploaded
Went for my Unit Cohesion today, frankly speaking.. getting us to report at 8am and slack for nearly 3hrs was bad planning.
went to this mirama hotel to have their dim sum buffet, my table alone clocked in 110+ plates (inclusive of desserts) and i'm so like sick of dim sum for now (at least for another 30days, i'm so not touching dim sums!)
headed to fort canning - battle box as the National Education using tax payers' money (which my Oscar Charlie had been complaining about)
Spend a good 1 hour there, and for some morons, playing with the 'figurine' in there.
Dismissed around 4 plus, with large number of the guys went to stalk miss-dressed-in-blue-singlet and some follwing M****, whom by the way, uses nice perfume. simply LOVE the smell.. lol
Went and watch DEATH NOTE with Sengkai, Alson, KaoPeh(WJ), ZiXiang, Choon Tat, James, Malcolm.
Shinigami(a damm ugly fella whom can't seem to arch his back straight-but got kinda cute in the end, and he LOVES apple), the God of Death, dropped a notebook in the human world where a weary genius picked it up. “The human whose name is written in this note shall die”, it said. This was the notebook of death that determined people’s death.
Light Yagami, an extremely bright elite university student was the one to possess this ultimate tool that should remain only in the hands of God. Light decides to create an ideal world and begins to hold the scales to judge the criminals in his discretion.
Meanwhile, ICPO (International Criminal Police Organization) has placed a mysterious detective called “L” in the Japanese police force to investigate the series of criminal dying suddenly. “L”, having solved many unresolved cases in the world, begins to tighten the investigative screws over these cases. But Light cleverly manipulates the notebook of death to toss and shake off the investigation. The future of mankind is at the mercy of this crucial and fierce battle of the two brains.
Damm nice movie, got me hooked to it.. now i'm waiting for Death Note (II) : The Last name. Rumoured to be shown during December.
ps: i only ate one meal today, and i'm STILL damm full now....
Went for my Unit Cohesion today, frankly speaking.. getting us to report at 8am and slack for nearly 3hrs was bad planning.
went to this mirama hotel to have their dim sum buffet, my table alone clocked in 110+ plates (inclusive of desserts) and i'm so like sick of dim sum for now (at least for another 30days, i'm so not touching dim sums!)
headed to fort canning - battle box as the National Education using tax payers' money (which my Oscar Charlie had been complaining about)
Spend a good 1 hour there, and for some morons, playing with the 'figurine' in there.
Dismissed around 4 plus, with large number of the guys went to stalk miss-dressed-in-blue-singlet and some follwing M****, whom by the way, uses nice perfume. simply LOVE the smell.. lol
Went and watch DEATH NOTE with Sengkai, Alson, KaoPeh(WJ), ZiXiang, Choon Tat, James, Malcolm.
Shinigami(a damm ugly fella whom can't seem to arch his back straight-but got kinda cute in the end, and he LOVES apple), the God of Death, dropped a notebook in the human world where a weary genius picked it up. “The human whose name is written in this note shall die”, it said. This was the notebook of death that determined people’s death.
Light Yagami, an extremely bright elite university student was the one to possess this ultimate tool that should remain only in the hands of God. Light decides to create an ideal world and begins to hold the scales to judge the criminals in his discretion.
Meanwhile, ICPO (International Criminal Police Organization) has placed a mysterious detective called “L” in the Japanese police force to investigate the series of criminal dying suddenly. “L”, having solved many unresolved cases in the world, begins to tighten the investigative screws over these cases. But Light cleverly manipulates the notebook of death to toss and shake off the investigation. The future of mankind is at the mercy of this crucial and fierce battle of the two brains.
Damm nice movie, got me hooked to it.. now i'm waiting for Death Note (II) : The Last name. Rumoured to be shown during December.
ps: i only ate one meal today, and i'm STILL damm full now....
Sunday, October 22, 2006
PES Status (what it really meants) got it frm eles where
Other Information: PES(Physical Employment Status)
Grading
The details are given below:
Pes A Fit for all operational vocations (Full BMT)
Pes B Fit for most operational vocations (Full BMT)
Pes BP Fit for 4 months full BMT (applicable only to obese recruits)
Pes C Fit for some operational vocations (Modified BMT)
Further subdivided into:
PES C1 Required to take IPPT but can be excused up to 2 static stations in IPPT
PES C2 Do not have to take IPPT except Regulars who are required to take Alternative Aerobic Fitness Test (AAFT)
PES C9 Servicemen not required to take IPPT
PES C grading will be followed by the L-Code (Land Deployability Code) as follows:
L1 Fit for field duties including front-line duty
L2 Fit for field duties but only in Unit HQ or rear areas
L3 Fit for operational duties at Bases only. Not fit for field duties / exercises
Pes D Temporary unfit for grading and pending further review
Pes E Fit for administrative duties only
Further subdivided into:
PES E1 Able to participate in simple observance parades and LIFE activities
PES E9 Unfit for any form of physical activities
PES E grading will be followed by the L-Code (Land Deployability Code) as follows:
L3 Fit for operational duties at Bases only. Not fit for field duties/exercises
L9 Suitable for peacetime sedentary duties at Bases. Not fit for operational duties even in Bases
Pes F Medically unfit for any form of service
Grading
The details are given below:
Pes A Fit for all operational vocations (Full BMT)
Pes B Fit for most operational vocations (Full BMT)
Pes BP Fit for 4 months full BMT (applicable only to obese recruits)
Pes C Fit for some operational vocations (Modified BMT)
Further subdivided into:
PES C1 Required to take IPPT but can be excused up to 2 static stations in IPPT
PES C2 Do not have to take IPPT except Regulars who are required to take Alternative Aerobic Fitness Test (AAFT)
PES C9 Servicemen not required to take IPPT
PES C grading will be followed by the L-Code (Land Deployability Code) as follows:
L1 Fit for field duties including front-line duty
L2 Fit for field duties but only in Unit HQ or rear areas
L3 Fit for operational duties at Bases only. Not fit for field duties / exercises
Pes D Temporary unfit for grading and pending further review
Pes E Fit for administrative duties only
Further subdivided into:
PES E1 Able to participate in simple observance parades and LIFE activities
PES E9 Unfit for any form of physical activities
PES E grading will be followed by the L-Code (Land Deployability Code) as follows:
L3 Fit for operational duties at Bases only. Not fit for field duties/exercises
L9 Suitable for peacetime sedentary duties at Bases. Not fit for operational duties even in Bases
Pes F Medically unfit for any form of service
shoutouts!
Fresh from the walls of bugis junction... lol.. FINALLY this movie is gonna be shown.
my guess rating
story line 6/10
sound quality 7/10
action pack 7/10
Devon Aoki 10/10
hehe
new way of sitting on train, it gives more room to others who need to sit and it brings you closer to your friend, and it keeps all 3 warm (ok, i'm just bullshitting)
and lastly.. can those marder farkers in the 'I' country do something about the ding dong dang haze? if i had a penny for every minute i had to endure under the bad haze enviroment, i would be filthy rich by now.. grr..
Saturday, October 21, 2006
Korean Girls Clip
Remember the Crazy Korean Girl Clip i once posted? now.. MORE vids ...
(i think they do this for a living man)
(i think they do this for a living man)
Headache
Been having headache for the past few days,
Not because of problems, nor i'm sick, but the headache was so stubbon that it would not go away.
because of this headache, i couldn't concentrate well during work, and there's always an urge to fall asleep (or like taking short doze off)
Finally.. i found out why!!!!!!
BECAUSE..........
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i DID NOT HAVE COFFEE FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS!
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was drinking one cup coffee just now.. and the headache (magically) dissappeared!
long live coffee!
Not because of problems, nor i'm sick, but the headache was so stubbon that it would not go away.
because of this headache, i couldn't concentrate well during work, and there's always an urge to fall asleep (or like taking short doze off)
Finally.. i found out why!!!!!!
BECAUSE..........
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i DID NOT HAVE COFFEE FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS!
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was drinking one cup coffee just now.. and the headache (magically) dissappeared!
long live coffee!
Thursday, October 19, 2006
JACKASS
This one is long but well worth reading!
In case your frustration level rises today, this is for everyone who occasionally has a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone:
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a telephone call that I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?"
I politely said, "This is Patrick Hanifin and may I please speak to Robin Carter?" Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I couldn't believe that anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. She had transposed the last two digits.
After I hung up with Robin, I spotted the wrong number still lying on my desk. I decided to call it again. When the same person once more answered, I yelled, "You're a jackass!" and hung up. Next to his phone number I wrote the word "jackass" and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up. He would answer and I'd yell, "You're a jackass!" It always cheered me up.
Later in the year the phone company introduced caller ID. This was a real disappointment for me. I would have to stop calling the jackass. Then one day I had an idea. I dialed his number and heard his voice. "Hello?"
I made up a name. "Hi. This is the sales office of the telephone company and I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with our new caller ID program." He answered, "No!" and slammed down the receiver. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're a jackass!"
The reason I'm taking the time to tell you this story is to show you how if there's ever anything bothering you, you can do something about it. Just dial 555-1212.
(Keep reading, it gets better.)
One day an old lady at the mall was really taking her time pulling out of her parking space. I didn't think she was ever going to leave. Finally, her car began to move ever so slowly and she began backing out. I backed up a little more to give her plenty of room. Great, I thought, she's finally leaving. All of a sudden this black Camero came flying up the parking aisle in the wrong direction and pulled into her space. I started honking my horn and yelling, "You can't do that, buddy! I was here first!"
The guy got out of his Camero completely ignoring me. He walked toward the mall as if he didn't even hear me. I thought to myself, this guy is a jackass. There sure are a lot of jackasses in this world. I noticed he had a "For Sale" sign in the back window of his car. I wrote down the number. Then I hunted for another place to park.
The next day I was at home sitting at my desk. I had just gotten off the phone after calling 555-1212 and yelling, "You're a jackass!"
(It's really easy to call him now since I have his number on speed dial.). Then I noticed the phone number of the guy with the black Camaro and decided to call him too. After a couple of rings someone answered the phone. I asked, "Are you the man with the black Camaro for sale?"
"Yes."
"Can you tell me where I can see it?"
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and the car is parked right out front."
I asked, "What's your name?"
"My name is Don Hansen."
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
"I'm home in the evenings."
"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
"Sure."
"Don, you're a jackass!" And I slammed the phone down.
After I hung up I added Don's number to my speed dialer. Now I had two jackasses to call whenever I had a bad day. However this wasn't as much fun as it used to be. So I thought about it and came up with a solution.
First, I had my phone dial jackass #1. The man answered nicely and I yelled, "You're a jackass!" But I didn't hang up.
The jackass said, "Are you still there?"
I said, "Yeah."
He said, "Stop calling me."
I said, "No!"
He said, "What's your name, pal?"
I said, "Don Hansen."
He said, "Where do you live?"
"1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and my black Camaro is parked out front."
"I'm coming over right now, Don. You'd better start saying your prayers."
"Yeah, like I'm really scared, Jackass!" And I hung up.
Then I called Jackass #2. He answered, "Hello."
I said, "Hello, jackass!"
He said, "If I ever find out who you are..."
"You'll what?"
"I'll kick your butt."
"Well, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now, jackass!"
And I hung up. Then I picked up the phone and called the police. I told them I was at 1802 West 34th Street and that I was going to kill my gay lover as soon as he got home. Another quick call to Channel 13 news about the gang war going down on West 34th Street. After that I climbed into my car and headed over to 34th Street to watch the whole thing. Glorious!
I watched two jackasses kicking the crap out of each other in front of 6 squad cars and a police helicopter I also taped it off the evening news!
In case your frustration level rises today, this is for everyone who occasionally has a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone:
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a telephone call that I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?"
I politely said, "This is Patrick Hanifin and may I please speak to Robin Carter?" Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I couldn't believe that anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. She had transposed the last two digits.
After I hung up with Robin, I spotted the wrong number still lying on my desk. I decided to call it again. When the same person once more answered, I yelled, "You're a jackass!" and hung up. Next to his phone number I wrote the word "jackass" and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up. He would answer and I'd yell, "You're a jackass!" It always cheered me up.
Later in the year the phone company introduced caller ID. This was a real disappointment for me. I would have to stop calling the jackass. Then one day I had an idea. I dialed his number and heard his voice. "Hello?"
I made up a name. "Hi. This is the sales office of the telephone company and I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with our new caller ID program." He answered, "No!" and slammed down the receiver. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're a jackass!"
The reason I'm taking the time to tell you this story is to show you how if there's ever anything bothering you, you can do something about it. Just dial 555-1212.
(Keep reading, it gets better.)
One day an old lady at the mall was really taking her time pulling out of her parking space. I didn't think she was ever going to leave. Finally, her car began to move ever so slowly and she began backing out. I backed up a little more to give her plenty of room. Great, I thought, she's finally leaving. All of a sudden this black Camero came flying up the parking aisle in the wrong direction and pulled into her space. I started honking my horn and yelling, "You can't do that, buddy! I was here first!"
The guy got out of his Camero completely ignoring me. He walked toward the mall as if he didn't even hear me. I thought to myself, this guy is a jackass. There sure are a lot of jackasses in this world. I noticed he had a "For Sale" sign in the back window of his car. I wrote down the number. Then I hunted for another place to park.
The next day I was at home sitting at my desk. I had just gotten off the phone after calling 555-1212 and yelling, "You're a jackass!"
(It's really easy to call him now since I have his number on speed dial.). Then I noticed the phone number of the guy with the black Camaro and decided to call him too. After a couple of rings someone answered the phone. I asked, "Are you the man with the black Camaro for sale?"
"Yes."
"Can you tell me where I can see it?"
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and the car is parked right out front."
I asked, "What's your name?"
"My name is Don Hansen."
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
"I'm home in the evenings."
"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
"Sure."
"Don, you're a jackass!" And I slammed the phone down.
After I hung up I added Don's number to my speed dialer. Now I had two jackasses to call whenever I had a bad day. However this wasn't as much fun as it used to be. So I thought about it and came up with a solution.
First, I had my phone dial jackass #1. The man answered nicely and I yelled, "You're a jackass!" But I didn't hang up.
The jackass said, "Are you still there?"
I said, "Yeah."
He said, "Stop calling me."
I said, "No!"
He said, "What's your name, pal?"
I said, "Don Hansen."
He said, "Where do you live?"
"1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and my black Camaro is parked out front."
"I'm coming over right now, Don. You'd better start saying your prayers."
"Yeah, like I'm really scared, Jackass!" And I hung up.
Then I called Jackass #2. He answered, "Hello."
I said, "Hello, jackass!"
He said, "If I ever find out who you are..."
"You'll what?"
"I'll kick your butt."
"Well, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now, jackass!"
And I hung up. Then I picked up the phone and called the police. I told them I was at 1802 West 34th Street and that I was going to kill my gay lover as soon as he got home. Another quick call to Channel 13 news about the gang war going down on West 34th Street. After that I climbed into my car and headed over to 34th Street to watch the whole thing. Glorious!
I watched two jackasses kicking the crap out of each other in front of 6 squad cars and a police helicopter I also taped it off the evening news!
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Blink Blink
Damm nice with the 'blinks' on it.. but i think the ladies will Love this car lots.
and it'll be so nice to irritate other drivers on the road with the reflection on a sunny day..
Hahahahaa
夜的第七章
1983年小巷12月晴朗
夜的第7章
打字机继续推向接近事實的那下一行
石楠煙斗的雾
飄着枯萎的树沉默的对我哭訴
貝克街旁的圆形广场
盔甲騎士臂上
鴛尾花的徽章微亮
无人馬車声响思念的拜訪
邪恶在维多利亚的月光下血色的開場
消失的手槍焦黑的手杖
融化的蠟像谁不在场
珠寶箱上符號的假想
矛盾通往他堆砌的死巷
證據被完美埋葬
那嘲弄蘇格蘭鏟場的嘴角上揚
如果邪惡首华丽残酷的乐章
它的終場我会亲手写上
晨曦的光风干吹走一行忧伤
黑色的墨染上安詳
事實只能穿向没有脚印的土壤
突兀的細微花香刻意顯眼的服裝
每个人为不同的理由带着面具说谎
動機也只有一种名字那叫做欲望
越过人心的沼澤誰真的可以不被弄脏
我们可以遺忘原諒但必須知道真相
被移動過的嵐床那最後一塊終於拼上
我听见脚步声预料的软皮鞋跟
他推开门晚风晃了煤油燈一陣
打字機停兇手的名稱我轉身
西敏寺的夜空开始沸腾
在胸口綻放艷麗的死亡
我品尝這最后一口甜美的真相
微笑回想正義只是安靜的伸張
提琴在泰晤士
如果邪惡首华丽残酷的乐章
它的終場我会亲手写上
黑色的墨染上安詳
如果邪惡首华丽残酷的乐章
它的終場我会亲手写上
晨曦的光风干吹走一行忧伤
黑色的墨染上安詳
夜的第7章
打字机继续推向接近事實的那下一行
石楠煙斗的雾
飄着枯萎的树沉默的对我哭訴
貝克街旁的圆形广场
盔甲騎士臂上
鴛尾花的徽章微亮
无人馬車声响思念的拜訪
邪恶在维多利亚的月光下血色的開場
消失的手槍焦黑的手杖
融化的蠟像谁不在场
珠寶箱上符號的假想
矛盾通往他堆砌的死巷
證據被完美埋葬
那嘲弄蘇格蘭鏟場的嘴角上揚
如果邪惡首华丽残酷的乐章
它的終場我会亲手写上
晨曦的光风干吹走一行忧伤
黑色的墨染上安詳
事實只能穿向没有脚印的土壤
突兀的細微花香刻意顯眼的服裝
每个人为不同的理由带着面具说谎
動機也只有一种名字那叫做欲望
越过人心的沼澤誰真的可以不被弄脏
我们可以遺忘原諒但必須知道真相
被移動過的嵐床那最後一塊終於拼上
我听见脚步声预料的软皮鞋跟
他推开门晚风晃了煤油燈一陣
打字機停兇手的名稱我轉身
西敏寺的夜空开始沸腾
在胸口綻放艷麗的死亡
我品尝這最后一口甜美的真相
微笑回想正義只是安靜的伸張
提琴在泰晤士
如果邪惡首华丽残酷的乐章
它的終場我会亲手写上
黑色的墨染上安詳
如果邪惡首华丽残酷的乐章
它的終場我会亲手写上
晨曦的光风干吹走一行忧伤
黑色的墨染上安詳
Le Meilleur
Been some time since i put up rant in my blog.
Epi 1 - Suprise!
Yesterday was definate one of the BEST days for in camp duties yet.
The original DOS (Duty Orderly Sargent / Duty Orderly Specialist) was supposed to be a super garang MSG from CAMP. In the morning i was like, oh geez! so dead, what am i suppose to do to kill time?! and i have to keep my boots on while Zzz-ing.. that sucks.
Suddenly, good news came when i reached camp, the MSG swap duties with one "much more slack" DOS, a 1SG. End up, we were watching some crappy tv shows till 1+am, and in the middle was some action pack winnin 11 with a cat trying to pawn the in-tv-players with it's evil paws. hahaha
i can imagine those people on duty today. haha, they must be ultimate Duhz.
Epi 2 - Crappy OFFs
Still can't get over with that crappy idea that came from my crappy WO.
He's trying so hard to minus our benifits, the currently thing that's on the bargaining table is out OFF ENTITLEMENT. Apparently, he thinks we're getting too much OFFs, he's trying to cut out entitlement into halves.
Seriously, 1 day off for 5 ~ 6 duties, and 2Day offs for 7 and above is kinda just ok for me, and he's dividing it into 1/2 day off for 5~6 dutes and 1day off for 7 and above. Now.. that SUCKs big time.
We're already so shorthanded that we reduce duty CM from 2 per day to 1 per day. That meants that we are suppose to (week day duty), collect rations for lunch,dinner,nightsnack,nxt morning breakfast and as well as to stand sentry duties after collecting ration and clearing rubbish alone, and not receiving any 1/2 day rest like any other personnel / (weekend duties) kind of like the above mentioned, and in addition we will be required to open up armoury for personnel to draw arms / send arms and get fxxx by the DOS whom might be having his period (ok, his wife or gf's having period) and still no duty rest.
that sucks pretty bad.
Epi 3 - Paperwork
Everyday in camp, i'll get to face damm lots of paperwork. Not that i minded, but most of them does not belongs to me! the damm base always throw the responsibilities to us, when they conveniently FORGET to do it. And my dear OC is always not around to settle these issue, and that makes us quite a nice FIG12 to hit with.
Same case for Leave forms, everyday i get pple asking me for leave balance, if their leave has been approved etc.. and the best part? we do not have the access to the damm system, and all e-mails we sent to base are always conveniently 'missing' and/or 'deleted w/o being read' and we get the blame.
Epi 4 - MCs
It's nice to have 5 people in this dept. but it's not NICE when 2 of them are going to ORD, one of them is going for OPERATION nxt mth and another one is often on MC for crappy reasons.. End up most of the time is one-man-show by yours truly.
That sucks.
Well, guess i'll just write till here for today.. i've only reached home slightly more than 2 hrs ago.. and my head still hurts as hell.
Epi 1 - Suprise!
Yesterday was definate one of the BEST days for in camp duties yet.
The original DOS (Duty Orderly Sargent / Duty Orderly Specialist) was supposed to be a super garang MSG from CAMP. In the morning i was like, oh geez! so dead, what am i suppose to do to kill time?! and i have to keep my boots on while Zzz-ing.. that sucks.
Suddenly, good news came when i reached camp, the MSG swap duties with one "much more slack" DOS, a 1SG. End up, we were watching some crappy tv shows till 1+am, and in the middle was some action pack winnin 11 with a cat trying to pawn the in-tv-players with it's evil paws. hahaha
i can imagine those people on duty today. haha, they must be ultimate Duhz.
Epi 2 - Crappy OFFs
Still can't get over with that crappy idea that came from my crappy WO.
He's trying so hard to minus our benifits, the currently thing that's on the bargaining table is out OFF ENTITLEMENT. Apparently, he thinks we're getting too much OFFs, he's trying to cut out entitlement into halves.
Seriously, 1 day off for 5 ~ 6 duties, and 2Day offs for 7 and above is kinda just ok for me, and he's dividing it into 1/2 day off for 5~6 dutes and 1day off for 7 and above. Now.. that SUCKs big time.
We're already so shorthanded that we reduce duty CM from 2 per day to 1 per day. That meants that we are suppose to (week day duty), collect rations for lunch,dinner,nightsnack,nxt morning breakfast and as well as to stand sentry duties after collecting ration and clearing rubbish alone, and not receiving any 1/2 day rest like any other personnel / (weekend duties) kind of like the above mentioned, and in addition we will be required to open up armoury for personnel to draw arms / send arms and get fxxx by the DOS whom might be having his period (ok, his wife or gf's having period) and still no duty rest.
that sucks pretty bad.
Epi 3 - Paperwork
Everyday in camp, i'll get to face damm lots of paperwork. Not that i minded, but most of them does not belongs to me! the damm base always throw the responsibilities to us, when they conveniently FORGET to do it. And my dear OC is always not around to settle these issue, and that makes us quite a nice FIG12 to hit with.
Same case for Leave forms, everyday i get pple asking me for leave balance, if their leave has been approved etc.. and the best part? we do not have the access to the damm system, and all e-mails we sent to base are always conveniently 'missing' and/or 'deleted w/o being read' and we get the blame.
Epi 4 - MCs
It's nice to have 5 people in this dept. but it's not NICE when 2 of them are going to ORD, one of them is going for OPERATION nxt mth and another one is often on MC for crappy reasons.. End up most of the time is one-man-show by yours truly.
That sucks.
Well, guess i'll just write till here for today.. i've only reached home slightly more than 2 hrs ago.. and my head still hurts as hell.
Sunday, October 08, 2006
Joi Chua SMU Event
Went down to this event last week.. Didn't attracted much people as i expected it will.
Joi's still as good as ever, but she's really not the type of artist that will chat with people much...
she was more of like stonning on stage and her facial expression were very limited...
buck up joi..
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