STUFF YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW:

STUFF YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW:
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy fridge.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. It’s not the jeans that make your bum look fat.

26. If you had to identify, in 1 word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, & never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings”.

27. There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness”.

28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

29. You should not confuse your career with your life.

30. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

31. Never lick a steak knife.

32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

33. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment

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blog title: Jerk Magnet
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na bey
Friday, January 26, 2007
If God and Fate had intended, I would never take a bus again.

Wanting to tap my currently very-underused ezlink card, I decided, despite the slight dizzle, to take a bus today.

It was unfamiliar territory no less, but the adventurous me made up my mind to take public transport.
So I did.

Everything seemed to be going well until, while I was busy sms-ing the Boyfriend, the bus had made an abrupt right turn in which I had no idea where the hell I was.

I panicked for a moment and quickly ran down the next stop, wanting to walk back to the original bus stop to catch another bus home.

So I got down and walked.

Half way along the road, I saw a familiar bus coming towards me, stopping at the very bus stop which I had already walked away from.

Flabbergasted with myself for not even checking the buses available at the stop, I pondered on whether to continue walking to the other bus stop, or to walk back to the original stop and wait another 20 minutes for the same bus to bring me right to my doorstep.

"But why walk back and wait?", I wondered, so I held my head up high and continued walking.
Barely 5 steps later, I looked up and saw another bus with the exact same number pass by me.

NA BEY!

Two buses, back to back!
What are the odds!

It was too late to run, and way too late to walk back so I had no choice but to curse under my breath and continue walking to the next bus stop.

So I walked n walked n walked.
And when I finally reached the bus stop.. I realised... I had no direct bus home.

Now u noe why I take cabs.
--The Jerk Magnet --
10:49 PM


She speaks my mind.

One Week Anniversary

It's been a week since that Tekkan session by a certain spec on duty.

Tekkan?
Becoz we had a turn out on the day , not becoz of any legimate reasons, but because the spec lost in personal arguing with a pte.

we did 100++ pushup in a hour
we did close to 40 jumping jack w/ rifle,

we were made to hold the pumping position for like 15~30min
we were forced to drink 2 full bottle of water

it was only untill someone vomitted then the tekan session end.


now, a week later.

people are writing statements to topple this spec
people are working as one to avoid him
people loath him to the max


and the bugger still went to punch/slap/spit on another spec while challanging the other spec to a gang fight outside.

we're waiting for a good show.

Epic Movie - Coming Soon

Recent Movies

just discovered that ... majority of the movies screened tru G* arehaving more and more NC16 and Above..

Babel - M18
The last king of Scotland - M18
Bobby - NC16
Clerks II - R21
Fast Food Nation - M18
APOCALYPTO - M18
Adrift - NC16
Jackass Number Two - R21
One Last Dance - NC16
Little Children - M18
Pan's Labyrinth - NC16
Blood Diamond - NC16
Water - NC16
Borat - R21
Feast - M18
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer - R21

Happy Birthday - PG
Night at the Museum - PG
Kung Fu Mahjong 3 : The Final Duel - PG
Charlotte's Web - PG
Ghost Tunnel - PG
Once in a summer - PG
Loft - PG
Goridon Gang - PG
Conversation with god - PG
Unseenable - PG
Miss Potter - PG
The Illusionist -PG
Salaam E Ishq - PG
An Inconvenient Truth - PG
The Queen - PG

Almost 55% of the movie that's showing are labeled NC16 and above. (on a personal note, those PG are really quite trashy) Are the censor board too hardworking or the taste for movie have been switched?