台灣8日7夜游 (3)

到處都看的到的-推出共產黨


龍虎塔


夜市出名的水果店-看看你能認出多少位名人的簽名


採草莓咯﹗一斤NT150



路邊看到的檳榔辣妹。


忠烈祠衛兵交接儀式


很瞎的廣告布條


中正紀念堂




游導(阿不拉) 在跟我們說他在101被當成是凱子被削的故事。


台北101


女士/女生的天堂。 五份埔。 東西便宜到’笑‘


饒河夜市


饒河夜市-抓娃娃機的戰利品


美女﹗

八日七夜台灣游 (2)

九份


飯店的房間的一角。會不會太誇張了。 各位看到插頭坐了嗎? 那麼高怎麼插阿﹗﹗


美麗的綠海。


太魯格國家公園




水往上流


抓娃娃的戰利品(知本)我們導遊看到我抓到那麼多﹐都傻眼去。


佛光山

八日七夜台灣游 (1)

下了飛機﹐就被導遊安排了住宿。 然後我們就自己逛到了附近的西門徒步街。


然後還吃了一頓豐富的火鍋。


地圖上顯示我們的飯店的所在地


正是在下~~^^


在馬路上看到的。應該是有人想對執政者表示不滿


檳榔攤。 順便一提﹐ 我看到的辣妹或性感美女都是在那種有階梯的貨櫃箱攤位。在這張圖片顯示的攤位﹐通常的‘檳榔妹’ 都是一些 ‘曾經是辣妹’的檳榔阿姨。


淡水老街


淡水老街-夾娃娃機。


淡水老街 - 買鐵蛋中。。。


路上看到的立碑。


野柳最出名的 - 女王頭 (慾參觀者請切記帶風衣去。 保證冷死)


野柳

Out Of Town

Greetings

Short notice for my Out Of Town trip.

Will be away from 24/12/2006 - 31/12/2006

Please contact my cellphone if the need for it arise.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2007


Un atra mor'ranr lífa unin hjarta onr

Curse of the Golden Flower - 滿城儘戴黃金甲

China, Later Tang Dynasty, 10th Century.

On the eve of the Chong Yang Festival, golden flowers fill the Imperial Palace. The EMPEROR (Chow Yun Fat) returns unexpectedly with his second son, PRINCE JAI (Jay Chou). His pretext is to celebrate the holiday with his family, but given the chilled relations between the Emperor and the ailing EMPRESS (Gong Li), this seems disingenuous.

For many years, the Empress and CROWN PRINCE WAN (Liu Ye), her stepson, have had an illicit liaison. Feeling trapped, Prince Wan dreams of escaping the palace with his secret love CHAN (Li Man), the Imperial Doctor's daughter.

Meanwhile, Prince Jai, the faithful son, grows worried over the Empress's health and her obsession with golden chrysanthemums. Could she be headed down an ominous path?

The Emperor harbors equally clandestine plans; the IMPERIAL DOCTOR (Ni Dahong) is the only one privy to his machinations. When the Emperor senses a looming threat, he relocates the doctor's family from the Palace to a remote area.

While they are en route, mysterious assassins attack them. Chan and her mother, JIANG SHI (Chen Jin) are forced back to the palace. Their return sets off a tumultuous sequence of dark surprises.

Amid the glamour and grandeur of the festival, ugly secrets are revealed. As the Imperial Family continues its elaborate charade in a palatial setting, thousands of golden armored warriors charge the palace. Who is behind this brutal rebellion? Where do Prince Jai's loyalties lie? Between love and desire, is there a final winner?

Against a moonlit night, thousands of chrysanthemum blossoms are trampled as blood spills across the Imperial Palace.

月光獨照﹐菊花盛開。
紫禁城內﹐背叛四起。
重陽晚宴﹐盡顯真章。
滿城儘戴﹐黃金盔甲。


在‘黃金甲’這電影內﹐ 我斗膽猜測的主題﹕背叛

杰王子為了母後的安全﹐背叛了父王
祥太子與繼母私通﹐背叛了王室。 他與嬋的情感﹐背叛了繼母
成王子為了獨攬大權﹐不惜殺害太子﹐背叛父親
皇后為了活命﹐背叛了她的夫君。 她因為對祥的愛而背叛了她自己﹐以及杰。
皇帝為了保密﹐背叛了前妻以及不惜派密使殺害前妻以及前妻所嫁的太醫。他亦然為了殺害皇后﹐在她的藥內下了慢性毒﹐背叛了枕邊人

Night at The Museum

"A bumbling security guard at the Museum of Natural History accidentally lets loose an ancient curse that causes the animals and insects on display to come to life and wreak havoc."

Surprising, it's a damm nice movie.

The first 30min or so may seem kinda draggy, but it's there to let us know the down side of the male lead.

When he entered the museum as a night guard, all hell break loose.

Plot a bit stupid. nevertheless, it's a good PG flim.

Do catch it when you guys feel the mood for some cracking laughter.

Officer's Creed

Officer's Creed

The Officer's Creed states the roles and expectations of officers in the Singapore Armed Forces.

“
I am an officer of the Singapore Armed Forces.

My Duty is to lead, to excel and to overcome.
I lead my men by example.
I answer for their training morale and discipline.
I must excel in everything I do.
I serve with pride, honour and integrity.
I will overcome adversity with courage, fortitude and determination.
I dedicate my life to Singapore.

ERAGON

ERAGON, a fantasy adventure for young people based on the phenomenally successful novel by Christopher Paolini – the first book in the young author’s epic Inheritance Trilogy – is a timeless yet modern tale.

The book’s most fantastical character – a flying dragon named Saphira – arrives via the high-tech wizardry of the industry’s most honored visual effects houses: WETA Digital (the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, "King Kong") and Industrial Light & Magic (the "Star Wars" films, "Jurassic Park"). In addition, WETA created ERAGON’s climactic and massive battle scene, in which the forces of good, led by the young Dragon Rider Eragon and Saphira, battle the armies of the evil King Galbatorix.

For over two millennia, dragons have been – depending on the culture and times – beloved, feared, or even worshipped. Today, the mythical creatures are a mainstay of pop culture. ERAGON’s Saphira is inspired by the rich heritage of the storied winged creatures, but for the first time, the power of state-of-the-art computer generated imagery brings myth to photo-real, emotional life. What "Jurassic Park" was to dinosaurs, ERAGON is to dragons. Indeed, Saphira is a step beyond the dinosaurs of "Jurassic Park," as her facial imagery conveys thoughts and feelings.

SPOILERS BELOW

Obviously, some kid named ERAGON was supposed to be the LAST DRAGON RIDER (notice how ERAGON the name was derived from DRAGON. i suppose his offspings will be named FRAGON,GRAGON,HRAGON,IRAGON,JRAGON etc...)

Storyline quite ok, kinda reminds me of LOTR with the presence of ELVES and URUKAI-ALIKE (as in same amount of disguisting, gruntings, savage-ness) just that our evil minions here looks more like WWE DROPOUTS.

Boy find blue stone, stone hatch into a mini dragon, boy hear some cock tail story and tries to teach baby dragon fly. suddenly dragon grow damm big and can talk heart to heart wif boy. cock tail story teller come and evacuate boy from Urukai-wanna be from killing, cock tail story teller begun to teach some elvish language to boy, suddenly boy can cast many spells.

cock tail story die while saving boy from baddy wiz, boy regret his action. reach the 'rebel camp' wear shinny armor and tok kok wif dragon before battle. dragon spit fire to says ok. boy starts to bbq baddie minions. baddy wiz summon some ulu ulu black dust monster and rides it. boy rides dragon and fight. baddy monstor bites dragon. boy stab baddy wiz in the heart, the wiz die.

boy heal dragon, become hero, and MIGHT win the elvish princess heart.

(end of ERAGON)

haiz.. eragon II better be more entertaining. we paid $$ to watch the show one lei.. but the quality shown kana sai.

Sleep Deprived

Wondering what do i meant?

Well, Ytd during duty, My GCOM and G2IC were no where to be found.(actually both are sleeping)

During my GCOM shift from 2030hrs to 0230hrs (this morning) he 'play dead' refusing to wake up.

Lan Lan Such Thumb, i had to cover him for manning the guard room , issue rounds and weapon and stuff.

G2 Came on time for his shift, stayed to chat a lil while wif him before returning to sleep at 3+am.

Bloody hell woke up at 6.15am and had to do routine stuff.. tarmade.

Enuff Said. Go Sleep First.

SAF RANKING

新加坡軍銜制度採取四類十三級制：

軍官類：

[編輯] 將官

* 上將（未授）
* 中將 （Lieutanent General，縮寫為LG）
* 少將 （Major General，縮寫為MG）
* 准將 （Brigadier General，縮寫為BG）

[編輯] 校官

* 上校 （Colonel，縮寫為COL）
* 中校 （Lieutanent-Colonel，縮寫為LTC）
* 少校 （Major，縮寫為MAJ）

[編輯] 尉官

* 上尉 （Captain，縮寫為CPT）
* 中尉 （Lieutanent，縮寫為LTA）
* 少尉 （Second Lieutanent，縮寫為2LT）

准尉類：

[編輯] 准尉官

* 高級准尉長 （Senior Warrant Officer，縮寫為SWO）
* 准尉長 （Master Warrant Officer，縮寫為MWO）
* 一級准尉 （First Warrant Officer，縮寫為1WO）
* 二級准尉 （Second Warrant Officer，縮寫為2WO）

士官類：

[編輯] 士官

* 軍士長 （Master Sergeant，縮寫為MSG）
* 上士長 （Staff Sergeant，縮寫為SSG）
* 一級上士 （First Sergeant，縮寫為1SG）
* 二級上士 （Second Sergeant，縮寫為2SG）
* 三級上士 （Third Sergeant，縮寫為3SG）

士兵類

[編輯] 士兵

* 中士 （Corporal，縮寫為CPL）
* 下士 （Lance Corporal，縮寫為LCP）
* 一等兵 （Private First Class，縮寫為PFC）
* 士兵 （Private，縮寫為PTE）
* 新兵 （Recruit，縮寫為REC）

當新兵在基本軍事訓練結束後而因成績優異而被選入進入軍官學校接受軍官訓練的時候，那些軍官訓練學員的軍階為Officer Cadet，縮寫為OCT。

Singlish - Be entertained !

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singlish

SINGLISH
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Singlish is an English-based creole language native to Singapore. It is the first language of many younger Singaporeans, especially those whose parents do not share a native language or dialect, and is the second language of nearly all the rest of the country's residents.

The vocabulary of Singlish consists of words originating from English, Hokkien, Cantonese, Malay, and to a lesser extent various other Indic and Sinitic languages, while Singlish syntax resembles southern varieties of Chinese. Also, elements of American and Australian slang have come through from imported television series.

Singlish is closely related to Manglish of neighbouring Malaysia.

The Singaporean government currently discourages the use of Singlish in favour of Standard English as it believes in the need for Singaporeans to be able to effectively communicate with the other English users in the world. The government runs the Speak Good English Movement to emphasize the point.

Contents
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* 1 Overview
o 1.1 Usage in society
* 2 Phonology
o 2.1 Consonants
o 2.2 Vowels
o 2.3 Prosody
* 3 Grammar
o 3.1 Topic prominence
o 3.2 Nouns
o 3.3 To be
o 3.4 Past tense
o 3.5 Change of state
o 3.6 Negation
o 3.7 Interrogative
o 3.8 Reduplication
o 3.9 Kena
o 3.10 One
o 3.11 Discourse particles
+ 3.11.1 Lah
+ 3.11.2 Wat
+ 3.11.3 Mah
+ 3.11.4 Lor
+ 3.11.5 Leh
+ 3.11.6 Hor
+ 3.11.7 Ar
+ 3.11.8 Hah
+ 3.11.9 Meh
+ 3.11.10 Siah
+ 3.11.11 Summary
o 3.12 Miscellaneous
* 4 Vocabulary
* 5 In pop culture
o 5.1 Movie
o 5.2 Musical
o 5.3 Television
o 5.4 Literature
* 6 See also
* 7 References
* 8 External links

ELEVEN

Quiz Starts:
Can you name ELEVEN people you can think of right on the top of your head? Dont read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 11 people.

1. Joanna
2. Kenneth
3. Gary
4. Marcus
5. Joven
6. Jingli
7. Jas
8. Lemon
9. Randy
10.Alex
11.Phyllis

HOW DID YOU MEET 10?
Our dad were friends. so we're kinda grow up together

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD NEVER MET 6?
I'll have one lesser hp number on my sim card. (lol)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF 2 AND 6 DATED?
Wierd Combination. let's just say 2 and 6 are way different.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN 4 CRY?
Nope. Maybe he might cry when someone crash his car or smthing.

DO YOU THINK 1 IS PREETY?
yea?

TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT 11.
Moo~

HOW DO YOU KNOW 8?
Err. Schoolmate from ITE. Blur cock at class, always comes blaady late and make us worry. but still a damm good friend to befriend with. LOTR rox!

WOULD YOU EVER GO ON A DATE WITH 5?
Date him? No way. he's my BEST BUDDY ! yer dun go ard messin' wif yer buddy mate!

WHAT IS 7'S FAVOURITE COLOUR?
she's one girl who goes with black.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF 2 CONFESSED HE LIKE YOU?
i'll slap him silly and prolly sent him to IOMH

FACTS ABOUT 9.
Friends from the same storeman course

WHO IS 6 GOING OUT WITH?
Eh. No idea. she switch crush fast

WHO IS 5 TO YOU?
Best Buddy from BMTC and it'll carry on for life.

WOULD YOU EVER LIVE WITH 11?
her BF will kill me.

IS 2 SINGLE?
Should be. he's one damm free guy to walk ard. dun tink he's been restrain yet.

HOW MUCH DOES 3 MEANS TO YOU?
A friend. A IT advisor

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT 1?
She's punkin' out man! drove w/o license, clubbin at 15. Not that i could help it.

WHATS THE BEST THING ABOUT 8?
Err... Good wif Guitar.

WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE ABOUT 10?
Nothing. he's still a friend to me.

ask the 11 people to do this quiz.

ok, ladies and gentlemen of those name appear at the above mentioned.

Kindly do this quiz

感言

這幾天﹐ 軍營中來了一名新人(菜鳥)﹐做事超慢﹐不認真聽教導﹐又非常愛用辦公室的唯一電話來打出去聊天﹐小聊還不太要緊﹐要命的是他一打就一定兩三個鐘頭以上﹐搞到雞飛狗跳﹐無法做事。
連基本都不太會﹐我們教導他也不太願意學。每天只會看他再哪裡打電話﹐要不就請病假。 唉。好想海扁他一頓。

有人問我。 最有價值的是什麼? 珠寶首飾﹐名貴轎車﹐房屋地契。。。都不是。 最有價值的就是﹐當你值完大夜班後好好的睡上幾個小時。 而且中途不會有該死的長官來吵醒你。。。這﹐就是人身最有價值的禮物阿﹗

好慘好慘。 真的好比‘金包銀’ (別人的生命﹐是鑲金又包銀﹐我的生命不值錢)
本來值班率從一個月5只變成3只。 但是沒想到﹐狠心的長官們有把哨兵拉去做一些有的沒的﹐便害到我們的值班率從天堂的3只變成地獄的9只。跟長官反應說士兵們都受不了﹐他竟然愛理不理的大喇喇的給我走掉。 他X的﹐我們不是人就對了。

幹他X的﹐叫他來值班看看阿﹐一個月7~9只﹐包他爽死。 每天只會來軍營積積歪歪的﹐還拼命給我們一堆做不完的工作﹐然後就自己大腦空空想那些有的沒的。答應給的榮譽假也一直托到忘記。要不就是拿假時逼我們銷假回營來處理因為他異想天開的怪東西。

媽的﹗快給我退伍令﹗﹗﹗﹗﹗﹗﹗﹗﹗﹗﹗﹗﹗﹗﹗﹗﹗﹗

爽兵指南 - 老鳥篇

老鳥篇
--破百
你可能會﹕

當破百的日子一到﹐你終於猶如走在一道幽暗的軍旅隧道裡﹐看到一絲退伍的曙光。這時的你﹐已經有資格稱為一個老兵。爽是一定的﹐就算躲起來不做事﹐別人也只會對你睜一隻眼﹐閉一隻眼。雖然很無聊的你﹐只會想說到底什麼時候才能退伍﹐和其他菜鳥今天又闖了什麼禍﹐而你該去怎麼‘處理’ (修理到大家滿意為止)。當你已經不知不覺地染上一些老兵的惡習﹕愛擺老﹐愛裝死﹐講不停﹐說不動。

老鳥開示﹕

當老兵就要有老兵的樣子﹐比方說你身上所有衣物﹐都需要呈現出一付‘老’樣。因為總是要證明自己勞苦功高﹐為國付出﹐身上衣服一定要感覺很‘舊’。建議你可以沒事就一直洗你的軍服﹐然後不停的晒。這樣會有比較像是一個已經經歷風霜的樣子

福利﹕
在一些‘有觀念’的長官眼裡﹐他已經覺得你過一陣子就可以退伍﹐所以不會再去為難你﹐苛求你提部隊貢獻﹐你好好平安退伍他就要謝天謝地了。

--待退
你可能會﹕

除了集合外﹐你不會出現在任何看的見的地方﹐你會整天昏昏沉沉的反佛是條幽靈﹐一旦分工作下去﹐你就會馬上找地方躲起來﹐總之你四處躲藏只為了無所事事的度過一天。看到一些菜的阿兵哥作出一些白目﹐或讓你不知所然的事情﹐你會在一旁說風涼話酸酸他們﹐否則就是一直問別人還剩下幾天退伍﹐然後嘲笑他們﹕‘如果我還剩下你這種天數﹐我就逃兵啦。。。’跟長官講話時你已經沒啥管他們軍服的領章掛的到底是上尉還是上校﹐照樣和他們‘三炮兩炮’(有一搭沒一搭的亂開玩笑)。

老鳥開示﹕

這段時間﹐還有一個非常重要的事情﹐就是趕快找到你的接班人﹐把你負責的事情丟了就好﹐不用再管任何事情。

福利﹕

除了被關在軍營外﹐基本上你已經是個自由人。

爽兵指南-學長篇

--當學長
你可能會﹕

日子到了這一天﹐通常就是你‘爽’的開始。當然﹐現階段的你﹐只適合暗地裡爽﹐因為你並不是部隊裡最資深的﹐你上頭還有些老傢伙。現在的你已經清楚何時該做什麼
﹐何時躲上司。你一半的時間是在做工﹐另一半就是在想何時破百。 而且甚至皮鞋也不用擦的閃閃發光。晚上值班也能看電影﹐前提是你要有辦法弄片子進來。

老鳥開示﹕

身為學長的你﹐必須要有點樣子﹐否則你就會跟菜鳥時沒兩樣﹐做到半死。所以學弟一進來﹐就要讓他認清你是個學長﹐必要是可以給他點臉色看﹐這樣他才不會騎到你頭上。樹立自己的權威。你只要扮演教導的角色﹐告訴菜鳥該做什麼。

福利﹕

當然全部叫菜鳥做﹗全部都用教導之名讓他們做。

爽兵指南-中鳥篇

中鳥篇
--升一兵
你可能會﹕

沒多久你就可以升為一兵﹐而那些該死的老兵也會因為逐年的縮短而退的很快﹐而當一個部隊人數不足是﹐自然就會補新兵進來﹐日子很快的你也可以升為一兵。
在這個階段裡﹐你在軍中也待了一陣子﹐什麼事情要怎麼處理和隨機應變你早有一些經驗可依靠﹐所以同樣的錯誤很難再發生到你身上﹐最重要的是部隊裡頭的人你都熟了﹐就算你真的不小心犯錯﹐由于過去你們同甘共苦的經歷﹐往往可以大事化小﹐小事化無。所以只要你不是混的太誇張沒什麼人會說什麼閒話﹐當然該做的還是要做﹐因為起碼你也不想被別人暗地裡幹焦﹐但我們相信你不會像從前一樣‘做到要死’。

老鳥開示﹕

身為一個一兵可說是部隊裡的‘中堅’人物。因為通常菜鳥很多事情都不會做﹐而老鳥則不想做。所以你這時的身份就好比是一個義務下士﹐只是檯面上你沒有職權去指揮其他阿兵哥而已。

福利﹕

現在的你的日子比起菜鳥的好很多。這就是這個階段的福利了。

爽兵指南-被玩篇

-被玩
你可能會﹕

在軍中沒有什麼道理可言﹐雖然表面上軍方都會有一套漂亮的說法---[資歷深不得欺負資歷淺]這種鬼東西﹐但實際上並不是這麼一回事﹐要不哪裡還會聽聞’逃兵‘的事?
菜的時候﹐做的好沒人誇獎你稱讚你﹐做錯了則罪該萬死。但基本上你做啥都是錯的﹐開口說話也錯(媽的﹗很閑是不﹖可以聊天﹖什麼都會了﹖不用做工的阿﹗)﹐ 不說話也錯(媽的﹗學長們都很凶阿﹖害你不敢跟我們講話﹐你要暗地裡告狀是不是﹗)總之﹐千錯完錯都是你的錯﹐因為你比他們晚入伍﹐他們被學長狂電時﹐你還是一個優哉游哉的死老百姓。也就是這個無聊的原因導致你接下來的日子好比 ‘金包銀’一樣。千萬不要以為這樣就算﹐不僅是學長喜歡玩菜鳥﹐長官更喜歡 ‘拉正’ 新兵來樹立自己的威風﹐氣勢。簡單來說﹐因為老兵和班長﹐排長﹐連長甚至營長都差不多有相處一段時間﹐或多或少都有幫過他們做事﹐所以對著他們開罵也會不太好意思﹐而菜鳥的樣子通常都是呆呆笨笨﹐不曉得該做什麼事﹐所以這段時間比較容易[包](也就是出錯的意思)﹐也比較容易受懲罰。

老鳥開示﹕

這段時間別指望長官們會覺得你不錯﹐但是你最少要做到讓你的兄弟梯(比你早一﹐兩批入伍的人)覺得你辦事不錯﹐不會連累到他們﹐能和他們相處。軍中一句老話 [不打勤﹐不打懶﹐專打不長眼]。另外﹐如果你真的不想出現在學長面前﹐則有個明哲保身之道﹕就是想辦法當個[業務文書]﹐沒事躲在辦公室處理業務作業﹐ 就不太用跟學長們長見面﹐而且也能比較和長官們打成一片﹐這樣老兵們也會礙于長官們而不太會故意找你麻煩。另一個辦法就是加入老兵陣營﹐和他們混在一起﹐使用他們的語言﹐講他們永遠都愛聽的話(酒﹐女人﹐線上游戲)﹐偶爾也可以跟他們唬爛你以前有多少馬子等﹐ 他們當然認為你很扯﹐但是還是想聽個要死﹐還有如果想要賄賂他們﹐那可以送他們A片。如此這樣幾回你們自然會比較熟﹐他們也不會故意來找你麻煩

福利﹕

福你個頭﹐菜鳥是沒福利可言﹐你只能自己想辦法好過。

爽兵指南 -下部隊篇

--下部隊
你可能會﹕

通常下部隊的第一周都會讓每個當過兵的人難忘。剛到的第一天﹐學長對待你的方式可以分為三種﹔
1 冷漠型 - 不聞不問﹐把你當空氣看待﹐除非你葛屁在他床頭他才會驚覺
2 熱情型 - 把你當小老弟看待﹐親切的告訴你該主意什麼
3 凌虐型 - 視你為一條被他們欺負的蟲﹐不但吃你的喝你的﹐沒事還會過來找你麻煩﹐和其他老鳥一起修理你。

老鳥開示﹕

這時的你想要過的爽﹐ 就是把該會的﹐該背的趕快學會。然後千萬不要把自己封閉起來﹐ 多多少少跟部隊理的人相處。
部隊是個龍蛇混雜的地方﹐有雜碎也有聖人。所以千萬不要自命清高﹐否則只會讓人感覺討厭。

福利﹕

這段時間沒有福利﹐只能把吃苦當吃補。

爽兵指南-特訓

--特別訓
你可能會﹕

下部隊之前的你﹐如果被指派到特別軍種(例如憲兵﹐通訊兵﹐機械修理﹐軍火) 你就要接受一段時間的特別訓練來認識自己未來一年多所要面對的工作量。
如果是被選中參加士官特別訓練或軍官學校就參考新兵特訓(這兩種訓練通常會比菜鳥訓練來的嚴厲很多﹐但是一旦畢業後的富利也會比其他一兵們多出許多)
雖然你會覺得參加特別訓很辛苦﹐但是不要被那裡的長官們給騙倒。 畢竟﹐受訓是假﹐度假才是真的。
你每天朝九晚五﹐好像一個上班組﹐而且只是去讀讀書。 畢業結測也通常會放水 (因為他們希望新訓成勣好看)。這就是我們的畢業結測﹐怎麼考法﹐怎麼優秀。。的內幕

老鳥開示﹕

這段時間請好好享受﹐而且也可以自由抽煙。每天不過是上課下課﹐考試也不用怕。 打包票及格考法
能混儘量混﹐不用特別理會那些幹部﹐特別是你一眼就可以看出他們平常太爽而什麼都不會的幹部。對於這種口令不會下﹐隊伍不會整的幹部一看就知道他們有幾量重

福利﹕

食物比部隊好﹐每天上下課﹐當個乖學生就好。

爽兵指南 - 結訓篇

--結訓/抽籤(上網查下部隊資料)
你可能會﹕

結訓了﹐畢業了放長假開始。 很快的﹐1~2星期的假期就用完了這時的你﹐在假期倒數的幾天﹐小心翼翼的上網﹐然後到了指定網站查詢自己被排往何處。

老鳥開示﹕

被電腦抽籤就真的要看命運了。運氣好的﹐就可以抽到類似空軍基地﹐國防部或回‘菜鳥島’去當個雜物管理員這種爽單位。
曾有聽過在菜鳥島的雜物管理員每天最重要的事就是把一天報紙看完﹐剩下的幾乎發呆而且不用體能訓練和定期測驗。
而空軍基地當差的就更爽﹐每天在營中走來走去﹐想吃什麼外食就出去買﹐不用吃軍中那些看起來﹐吃起來都難吃的鳥菜﹐
不值勤的時候就看DVD和打PS2度過軍旅歲月﹐甚至到最後在裡頭服役的阿兵哥還不太想退伍﹐想留在軍中給國家養。所以抽到好壞可以決定你以後的日子﹐
不過﹐請你也不用太過擔心﹐很精實的單位也會有很爽的兵﹐很爽的單位﹐還是有很可憐的兵

福利﹕

這天福利就是不用上班﹗

爽兵指南 - 震撼教育篇

--震撼教育
你可能會﹕

震撼教育的目的就是要讓你體驗一下槍林彈雨的感覺﹐要你有‘作戰幻想’從攻擊發起線一路經過土提﹐高絆網﹐壕溝等﹐而當你在爬過高絆網時﹐旁邊則有事先埋好的TNT(炸藥)的爆炸聲﹐當然基於安全理由﹐所有真槍都是架設在超越一般身高的地方進行發射。但背著槍這樣的趴趴走﹐還真的有夠累的。

老鳥開示﹕

所謂‘震撼教育’。現在來說﹐比較像是500公尺障礙加上特別音效而已。當然排﹐班長那些傢伙不會閑著﹐肯定在兩側鬼吼鬼叫要你趕快沖過所有障礙物之類的
基本上沒啥大不了的﹐因為你爬著高絆網時﹐機關槍只會架在旁邊當裝飾品﹐而25公尺旁邊的確埋有炸藥﹐不過絕對炸不到你﹐爬完真個過程最多只有7~8顆炸藥被引爆。但由于從頭到尾背著步槍﹐晚上肯定讓你腰酸背痛的﹐還得不斷清理槍支。不過﹐要是你把它當作野戰游戲也挺有趣的。

福利﹕

免費讓你完‘野戰游戲’還不好?

爽兵指南 - 新兵編

--新兵特訓
你可能會﹕

第一天過去了﹐第二天開市才可以算是你正式入伍的第一天。 你五點半就得起床。然後只有不到是分鐘梳洗﹐接著就要點名和早晨運動。
如果之前沒有保持運動的人就會感到吃力。應為通常早晨運動會有開河跳50下﹐伏地挺身50下﹐仰臥起坐50下﹐拉退50下﹐以及兩千公尺等你 (以上所描述乃最少次數。
有時候討厭的班長還會故意給你歸零﹐讓你做到爽死為止)等你做完這些就差不多可以去吃早飯﹐早飯完後就開始上課﹐課程超滿。多數是由班長和排長來帶課。
課程包括﹕ 戰技﹐體能﹐刺槍術﹐步槍機械訓練﹐單兵教練以及基本教練。通常這些﹐敵人不是排長所說的假想敵而是‘教育班長’。這傢伙的權力極大(但你以後就會發現他只不過是一個下士﹐在軍中最多也只是一個芝麻綠荳的小小官)﹐他們有時想整你﹐就叫你刺一整天的槍﹐或則反復操練‘分解’每一個動作﹐不給你休息﹐等到你手酸時﹐動作不確實﹐再來痛罵你一頓(俗稱狗幹﹐也就是把你當狗來罵)

老鳥開示﹕

如果你的體力好﹐基本上在新兵訓練這一段時間(7周至28周不等﹐看健康情況來分配)不是什麼大問題。另外﹐心裡壓力方面阿還好﹐因為除了幹部外﹐剩下的阿兵哥都是和自己同梯(同個梯次同時間入伍)﹐所以沒有尊卑之分(也就是所謂的菜不菜)﹕但若是體力真的不行﹐其實也無所謂﹐你可以適時假裝體力不支昏倒﹐或則跟班長說你頭超痛要去看醫務所看軍醫﹐這可能讓你待上大半天時間在醫務所發呆睡覺﹔再一點﹐在這個階段因為不會太長(服役16周以上除外)固然有比較機車的班長會凶人﹐但也不用被他們嚇到﹐拿出你的勇氣當男子漢﹐很多動作你做的不夠確實﹐那是因為你練習的沒他們多﹐被教訓時﹐千萬不要給自己太多壓力﹐有個基本概念就好。因為在新兵訓練時所學到的東西﹐到以後分發部隊(下部隊)大多不會再用到。

福利﹕

這階段的福利﹐多數單位會開放投飲料機以及在限定區內抽煙。這就是所謂的福利。但基本上就算不開放﹐你也可以偷偷做這些﹐因為基本上軍法並無規定在休息時候不可以抽煙和投飲料。不過﹐記得保持低調。

爽兵指南 - 報道篇

--報到
你可能會﹕

不管你是自己到某某海岸邊集合﹐還是到中央人力基地報道﹐總之﹐當你的腳一踏進營區是﹐就表示你最起碼有兩周以上
無法呼吸到新鮮空氣。在你還是一付死老百姓模樣搞不清楚狀況﹐討厭的班長就會開始編班﹐把你們這些小混混編排在一個又一個的班。
另外一邊﹐午飯後﹐家長就得乖乖的被請離營區。 而在你還在跟父母道別時﹐那個超級無敵討厭的教育班長就會出現在你面前﹐
他們會裝出很凶﹐很標悍的樣子來嚇你﹐(差不多就是‘報告班長’ 庹中華的那張機車臉)。 班長一開始是會帶你們去領衣庫靴襪﹐和一切上課要用到的﹐
和去剃一個很鳥的光頭。營站理的那些剃頭阿姨﹐絕對不像外面美容院的美眉那麼漂亮﹐溫柔。 也當然不可能幫你馬殺雞﹐她們對待你這個身為軍隊最菜
的阿兵哥其實差不多就是對畜生一般﹐拿起你的頭就猛剃﹐毫不留情﹐那種態度就像是在剃羊毛一樣﹐有時痛得你只想把她祖宗十八代都托去吃屎﹐以泄心頭之恨。
理完頭時﹐你在鏡子另一面看到自己﹐發現現在的你其實跟罪犯也沒兩樣--頭很丑﹐窩囊﹐沒自由﹐由沒馬子可以看。正當驚覺自己過去的日子簡直是天堂時﹐機車班長才不會給你時間感慨﹐馬上要大家集合﹐並將所有人分班﹐分班的形式有點像勞改﹐每個班都有一些任務﹐比方說﹕ 兵工班(整理槍支)﹐廁所班(顧名思義﹐就是叫你洗廁所啦)﹐小領隊班(就你自己帶領你自己的一小隊﹐來減輕班長的工作量)等等。。。接著﹐你會被帶到自己的連上去沐浴更衣﹐這一天所剩下的就是一直不斷的填寫表格質料﹐就是被長官做一個‘歡迎筆錄’。差不多晚上10點﹐就可以睡覺等待明天正式的一天。

老鳥開示﹕

第一天最好把自己放空﹐請忘記自己曾經是個人﹐因為你已毫無自由可言。就連營區中的毛毛蟲的階級都比你高。
你最應該想的就是 ﹕ 如何保持低調﹐讓自己看起來不起眼。
另外﹐第一天前唯一能做的就是可以事先把頭理好﹐當然這並不表示你進去不會又再被理一次﹐那些人一樣會理你的頭。
只不過已經沒啥好理﹐自然不會很痛。在添表格時﹐千萬不要把自己寫的好像十項全能的不世天才﹐當然也不要笨得把自己寫的和廢查沒兩樣﹐
保持中庸之道﹐是你未來兩年軍旅生涯最最最重要的守則。

福利﹕

在這兩周的新兵訓練(就所謂的適應期)班長和長官除了能夠用一些粗口(粗口真的很粗﹐但是軍中不成文規定﹐不能侮辱到父母。否則你可以一狀告到士官長那裡去﹐請他處理)來修理你。但是不能體罰。 一旦適應期一過﹐一旦做錯一些東西﹐就準備被班長們剿吧。

爽兵指南 -介紹篇

爽兵指南 - 獻給快要當兵的你

一個軍人的天職﹐除了服從上級領導﹐保衛國家安全﹐ 最重要的就是------全身而退﹗
沒錯﹐各位阿兵哥或快要變阿兵哥的死老百姓﹐ 我們在這裡就要公開如何快樂當兵﹐平平安安回家的人生哲學阿。

每一首兒歌都可愛的要命﹐只除了一首最胎害小朋友的身心 [哥哥爸爸真偉大﹐名譽照我家﹐為國去打戰﹐當兵笑哈哈。。]
到底抽中‘金馬獎’在那裡哭天搶地的哥哥哪裡偉大了﹖再追究﹐誰又打過戰了﹖難道是整天被媽媽罵的爸爸嗎?...騙局阿﹗﹗
別再被哥哥爸爸唬過去了﹐那種拋頭顱灑熱血的殊死戰只剩爺爺的泛黃照片才有。
這些大人們唯一作的﹐就是到處屁他們當兵有多辛苦﹐把兵單弄的像是通往地獄的單行列車票﹐非把小孩嚇的屁滾尿流不可。
其實他們的最終目的﹐也無非就是讓別人對他們投以崇拜的眼神罷了。

終於有一天﹐我們的也接到了‘單行列車票’ ﹐ 穿上迷彩服﹐卻發現了自己的老爸和隔壁老王的秘密 ----
原來他們其實連半個戰都沒打過﹐最多也就打過靶而已﹗ 這時候才恍然大悟﹐原來當兵並不是想像中的那樣烽火連天﹐可歌可泣 ﹔
甚至還常常偷個浮生半日閑﹔原來 [哥哥爸爸真偉大] 還有一句是正確的﹐那就是 ‘當兵笑哈哈’。。。

現在正在閱讀的你﹐是否還在懊惱自己為什麼四肢健全﹐心智正常﹐或沒辦法延遲入伍嗎? 快停止那些無濟于事的懊惱吧﹗
讓老兵們告訴你如何當一個快樂的兵的技巧和觀念吧﹗什麼﹗ ‘觀念’ 都不知道﹗ 快把這份文章打印收好﹐最好能挾帶入營
反復觀看﹐切記不要被人幹走。因為﹐你這兩年的幸福就要靠它了﹗

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As the tiny red dot is growing in both economically and socially, we see a tend of rising in costing and expentiture,

take one example : chicken rice used to be few cents, then 1.50 and now, we see from $2.00 to some $20++ ~~ $30++ in fancy restaurant

this morning, i happen to be at one of the hospital in the tiny read dot.

registered via 10am, it says average time of waiting was around 45min.

ok, 45min compared to a polyclinic's waiting time.. let's say avg 90min?

that's relentively ok, comparing the prices we pay for hosp is way more then what we pay for polyclinic (i somehow remembering paying $4~6 bucks in my sec school era in polyclinic, and somewhat 15~20bucks in certain nice and fancy hosp, and maybe close to 30bucks for private clinic)

45min? yea, i could wait for it.

tick tock tick tock, the clock goes clicking. 120min had went by, i had finished a nice movie by HBO and still in awe that my number had not been called yet.

30min later, i see pple with not much problem entering the room x that i was suppose to wait my number for.

as i have some stuff on in the afternoon, i polietly asked the doctor if it was ok to attend to me for i've been waiting like 150min?

my respect for the doctors, coz they had to studied lots and lots to earn their place in this small lil red dot. not forgetting to mention they do import docs( i think) from overseas.

the doc's reply? "PATIENT with life threatening cases will be attended first. you will have to WAIT"

ok.. pple with runny nose gets to be attended before me, pple with sore eyes get to attended before me.. and you see all them as life threatening cases? so much for everything.

disappointed, astoned by what the doctor said. i simply left the hosp and turned to a private doctor whom attended to me after 10 min of waiting and i collected my medicine 5min after i left the room.

so much for the 150min of wait.


cheers!

The Veronicas

In a word, WOW....that's The Veronicas.

20 year-old identical twins from Brisbane Australia, Jess and Lisa Origliasso blend natural born singing and songwriting talent, looks to kill and a lifetime of performing experience to create an off the hook, irresistibly appealing debut album. If it all sounds too good to be true, The Secret Life Of The Veronicas, their dynamic Sire Records debut album kicks the "Wow Factor" up a notch or two. Simply put, The Veronicas bear no resemblance to your standard prepackaged teen dream. Tough and edgy with hooks and harmonies to spare, the Veronica's deliver a sound and lyrics that rock with the sheer joy of free spirits on the prowl, ready to take over the planet.

It gets better. Born on Christmas Day, for real, with a bond so strong they regularly finish each other's sentences, Jess and Lisa possess a wealth of show business skills, honed over fifteen years of live performing. Do the math, these girls began entertaining at the age of five, serving an apprenticeship which quickly made the stage their second home. It's that seemingly effortless ability to connect with an audience that's become a Veronica's trademark.

By their mid-teens, Jess and Lisa, drawing from influences as wide ranging as Roy Orbison and AC/DC, formed The Veronicas and began experimenting with everything from rock to hip hop to R&B, before hitting on a distinctive musical hybrid anchored by a unique harmonic blend found only in familial greats like the Everly Brothers and Oasis. It must be in the genes!

Signed to an exclusive production deal with Engine Room on the strength of their very first demo, Jess and Lisa spent the next year creating an impressive catalog of over fifty songs, many of which were written in collaboration with a Who's Who of world-class composers. Such was the buzz surrounding the pair that they were invited to work with proven hit makers the likes of Billy Steinberg (Madonna), Clif Magness (Avril Lavigne) and Rick Nowels (Dido). With songwriting jaunts to London, Los Angeles, NYC and Vancouver, Stockholm and points between, The Veronicas compiled an impressive collection of songs.

With a reputation for cutting edge music, Sire Records flipped for The Veronicas and the girls returned the kudos by signing on board. Work immediately began in Los Angeles on their major label debut, utilizing a team of top-flight producers that included, among others, Max Martin (Britney Spears), Don Gilmore (Linkin Park), Dr. Luke (Kelly Clarkson) and Toby Gad (Enrique Iglesias). "We were given a one-in-a-billion shot," Jess remarks. "...And we were determined to deliver," Lisa finishes.

That determination has resulted in The Secret Life Of The Veronicas, one of the most dazzling debut albums in recent musical memory, highlighting twelve tracks written and produced by, with and for The Veronicas. The Secret Life Of The Veronicas spotlights such standout cuts as "Revolution," "Mouth Shut," "When It All Falls Apart" and "Everything I'm Not" along with their scorching new single "4ever."

Can you say "Wow?"

4ever

4ever mv



30sec preview by veronicas, their vocal kinda covers for eachother and making them sound real damm well



4ever
Veronicas (the)

Here we are so what you gonna do?
Do I gotta spell it out for you?
I can see that you got other plans for tonight
But I don't really care

Size me up you know I beat the best
Tick tock no time to rest
Let them say what their gonna say
But tonight I just don? really care

Come on baby we ain't gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah with you, yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever

I've seen it all I've got nothing to prove
Come on baby just make your move
Follow me lets leave it all behind tonight
Like we just don? care

Let me take you on the ride of your life
That's what I said alright
They can say what they wanna say
Cause tonight I just don? even care

Come on baby we ain't gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah with you yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever

Lets pretend you're mine
We could just pretend, we could just pretend, yeah yeah
You got what I like
You got what I like, I got what you like
Oh come on
Just one taste and you'll want more

So tell me what your waiting for

Come on baby we ain't gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah, with you, yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever

Come on baby we ain't gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah with you, yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever

PRICELESS (damm classic)

OPS II

just when you thought i'm done?

no!

10 XX unit was spotted to have the mistakes u/m

1) they are jerks whom broke our seals and cause us to fall out late

2) they are moron to sit and gave preasure to ATM (find out for urself)

3) they are idiots that stack the boxes way too high

4) they are goons whom put veh10 items on veh04 and forgot all about it

5) they are sissys whom cannot-take-it while walking out of the lil stretch of road

6) they farking brought hp cameras into camp.


JMIGSF (Jerks,Morons,Idiots,Goone,Sissys,Farkers)

OPS

had the first ops in whatever-donkey-years,

quite fun, but some morons in 10 XX unit spoils it.. they broke the damm seal, when they were told not to.. and this action stretches out fall-out time from 1am to 6am

and they are suppose to be one of the best unit ... balls to them

媽媽說錯話 完結篇

由于我上個月值的班還滿多的﹐所以老媽幫我買的牛奶我就沒啥喝到。

媽媽﹕牛奶再不喝掉就快完結篇了耶

=.=" 媽﹗你看太多韓劇了啦﹗ 牛奶還會完結篇的偶﹗

媽媽說錯話 洗衣粉篇

家裡在用完膳
由于我吃飯吃的滿快的﹐所以我第一個離席

媽媽﹕ 記得要用洗衣粉洗阿﹗
我﹕ ﹖﹖﹖
媽媽﹕盤子要用洗衣粉洗阿﹗
我﹕媽﹗盤子不是用清潔劑洗ORZ﹖

*笑翻*

Death Note Reloaded

I must be crazy, to watch death note twice in 1 week

apparently, i caught death note today with another bunch of friends.

after which i left them earlier to cut my hair, if not my certain warrent officer might threaten to give me extras for not cutting my hair. hahaha

but...but.. the QB hse pple kinda spoil it.. now my hair's damm ugly, guess i'll have to wait for it to grow back and let serene handle my hair. she's damm good at it.

i am so running out of movie to watch. duhz.

any nice movie, anyone?

Death note 1 & 2

Death Note Trailer



Death Note II - The last name Trailer

What are parents teaching their children these days?

While having DINNER at Eastpoint Mall, KFC today at 1914Hrs, This was the conversation that i happened to overheard (not that i wanted to, but the lady was talking DAMM LOUD)

Person 1
Lady (MDM TAN) she was blabbing her mouth away on the phone, being the one sitting next table to them, it's hard not the hear her.

Person 2
Kid (Cheese Kiddo) since i dun have his name, i shall name him as Cheese Kiddo, for he was having a small container(shld be the x-container of the whip potato) of melted cheese to go with his chicken.

Mdm Tan (MT for short), Cheese Kiddo (CK for short)

MT: you must not slap her now, if you slap her now, people will say you
CK: *nod*
MT: you must be very nice to her, wait for one week or two, then you find chance to slap her
CK: *eatting and listening*
MT: When you slap her, you must tell that it's an accident, you were swinging your arms and her head happened to be there
CK *nods some more and eat*
MT: Like that people will not think you purpously want to slap her

i was so =.=' when i overheard this damm loud 'conversation' .

how could any parent teach their kid this type of thing? Instead of installing/drilling the correct sets of values / morals into kids. CK is now being teach how to slap people and prolly get away with it because mummy say so.

so, what does the kid grows up thinking? It's ok to slap people and pretend to be an accident.

so next time he MIGHT try and error all kinds of things, he rapes a girl and tell the judge that it's not his fault. he was just swinging his genital and the girl just happen to be there ?

or he killed someone and says to the judge that he was training for paintball warfare and the stupid kuku just happen to be there and deserve to be shot?

or he rob a bank and tells the judge that the bank just happen to be there for him?

NO NO NO! dammit, the poor kid's moral value is totally RUNIED. no thanks to the MOTHER of his (MDM TAN) for handing the WRONG sets of values to their kids.

If you are not going to bring the kid properly in the first place, why give birth to him?

DISGUISTED.


ps: i did took a photo of MT and CK, but i'm not going to post it up here. Same for the Video that i recorded down.

DOA

Now that's what we're really talking about.
Caught it just now @ TM with Jas.

It was SUPPOSED to be with Alson,Aaron,Dion,Jeremy

End up Alson and Dion scurry off to accompany girlfriend

Jeremy went to airport, aaron... no idea.

i was kinda notified @ 8+pm that it's cancelled. thank you guys (with a lil hint of sarcasm)

so, really glad to have caught it with jas, got to caught up with her about evenful stuffs,

and guess what? i saw MR.LIM CHIN LIANG (note the addressing, MR) after the show ended. The blissful Civilian.

Back to the show, wasn't really bad. Storyline damm cut short (88min movie)

Storyline : 6/10
hot babes : 8/10
Kick Ass Scene: 7/10
Lame-ness: 5/10
Devon Aoki : 10/10
Holly Valance: 11/10

Well, that kinda sums it up.

Fav bit of the movie, the ENDING part

"Helena" : hey, the guy in the second row is kinda cute
"Christine" : oh man, is there a guy that you wun have a crush on?
"Katsumi" : you can have him anytime, what about the other 300?
"Tina" : let's just split them up among us
5 babes drew sword
-end-

damm sad. they could have come up with another better ending. but i guess holly valance and devon aoki made up to the sucky ending.

A Tribute to Yachiru - The Pink Wonder

Never call ur dog....

Got this from feliza. And decided to share this funny story with you guys for some light-hearted laugh!
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Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine "Sex."
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.

When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too." Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said, "You must have been quite a kid!"

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said, "Every room in the place is for sex." I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show-off.

When I decided to get married, I told the pastor that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up Friday. Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw.

Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me forever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." And the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend, so get yourself a dog."

Cohesion Photos

finally had some time to do some sort out of the photos.


Dion , Choontat, ZiXiang posing for the camera


Alan and Kenny


Commanders Table


Poor guy being conned by Alan,Weijie,JinBao that everything is PRAWN


We cleared up to 110++ plates of DIM SUMS!


Where we went after makan


Ronnie is thinking : how come last time 3SG rank so chio?


The newly promoted CPL


Group Photo @ The Battle Box Office