Ah Long Pte Ltd

had a bit of spare time, (on duty rest today).

So went and caught 'Ah Long pte ltd'

first half of the movie was kinda funny, all the hits at correct place..

however, the 2nd half of the movie makes me feel that our Mr.Jacky is running out of ideas.

Funny things suppose to be 1 time den sua liao..

how come still can see stuff from other movie appearing?

Spoilers below




1) Muthu still asking for Black and White

2) The part where jack neo die die had to screen himself composing music was damm extra

3) using paper confi as weapon... damm stupid

4) No explaination on what happened during the 10yrs. what legal business they doing?

blah blah blah...

Heavy metal poisoning

Was using gold paint (which contains Lead also) to repaint my door knob and other funny ideas...

couple of days later (today), i start to experience nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, stomach pain, headache, sweating, which die die fits into the syndrome of HMP (refer to title), but, i got caught in the rain yesterday, and today(while doing normal coat of paint, paint coded: 08C31.

If these stupid syndrome still continues, i guess i will take a trip to the doctor's and see what's wrong with me...

new specs

new spec for me!



compared to the old one (can't tell yer where this shot was taken)

白目の宅男

這首歌﹐改變至周杰倫的 “陽光宅男”。

送給E先生。 非常貼切的一首歌喲﹗

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文件抱胸前軍帽插后面口袋　
黑框的眼镜有几千度来軍營穿牛仔褲
他不在乎我却想哭　
非常无助他的样子像刚出土的文物

他值班竟然会自带水壺　
集合時包遲到　
走起路一不注意就撞树
我不想输就算辛苦　
我也要等我也不能让讓你再簽多幾次書
我决定看你白白撞樹　
然後再叫你簽書
別說你不能
让我们看你出醜
遲到被罵　然後被圍剿
大家都不喜歡你
因為白目　你這個宅男
你給我滾遠一點
我沒興趣　你是路人甲
最好你缺氧
倒在公路旁
我微笑在馬路邊撑伞
喔对了对長官用馬屁
要很精湛　爛叫话不能講　
别太冷　像你一样就完蛋
我們對你　沒有興趣
做工要真　
来电显示給你討厭的昵称
穿着沒個性　
根本就是個不及格　
而且你跟本就不会弹琴不会写歌不会双截棍
头脑不清　非常迷糊　
最好将你彻底改造基因重组大变身

陽光宅男

钥匙挂腰带皮夹插后面口袋　
黑框的眼镜有几千度来海边邊穿西装裤
他不在乎我却想哭　
有点无助他的样子像剛出土的文物

他烤肉竟然会自带水壺　
写信时用漿糊　
走起路一不注意就撞树
我不想输就算辛苦　
我也要等我也不能让讓你再走尋常路
我决定插手你的人生　
當你的時尚顧問
別說你不能
让我们們乘着阳光
海上冲浪　吸引她目光
不要怕露出胸膛
流一点汗　你成了型男
让我们們乘着阳光
看着遠远方　别当路人甲
让美女缺氧
靠在你肩膀
我微笑在你旁边撑伞扇
喔对了对女生用心疼
约会要等　讲講笑话不能闷　
别太冷　像我一样就刚好
对爱的人　接吻要深　
拥抱要真　
来电显電示给个甜蜜的昵称
穿着要个性　
这只是刚刚入們　
接下来你还要会弹琴会写歌会双截棍
头脑清楚　不能迷糊　
我要将你彻底改造基因重组大变身